The world thinks Jennifer Aniston is the most eligible bachelorette ever. Well, 29% of Americans think she’s more of an eligible single lady than Halle Berry, Elin Nordegren, Betty White (FOR REAL?!?), Lady Gaga and Justice Elena Kagan. I mean… sure, on THAT list, I guess I could see it, although I’m still a little flummoxed by Aniston’s domination over Betty White?!? Basically, this poll just shows that 29% of Americans really think Jennifer should date their friend Dave. I think you met Dave at our Christmas party last year – he works with John. Dave just got a divorce, and he’s going through a hard time, but he’s such a nice guy! He’s really sweet, and he loves dogs, just like you, Jennifer. You should meet Dave for coffee. No pressure, but he’s really wonderful! Here’s his number, I’ll tell him you’re going to call.
She’s been rejected by Brad Pitt, Vince Vaughn, John Mayer and, most recently, Cougar Town star Josh Hopkins. And apparently most men and women don’t understand why.
The currently-unattached actress, 41, was voted the most eligible single woman in the world, according to a 60 MINUTES/Vanity Fair poll released Monday.
The star (who nabbed 29 percent of the votes) was followed by Halle Berry (21 percent); Elin Nordegren (15 percent); Betty White (11 percent); Lady Gaga (5 percent) and Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States, Elena Kagan (4 percent).
Despite being so unlucky in love, Aniston has said she doesn’t want people to pity her.
“This whole ‘Poor lonely Jen’ thing, this idea that I’m so unlucky in love?” she once told Vogue. “I actually feel I’ve been unbelievably lucky in love…I’m right where I’m supposed to be.”
[From Us Weekly]
Can I just ask – where is Sandra Bullock? Did they not think to include Sandy? Because Sandy gets my vote for most eligible. Sandy really would meet Dave for coffee, and they would get along really well. Dave would want to take Sandy to dinner, and she would be all “I had such a great time, but I’m not really in that place. We should be friends.” And Dave would have his heart broken all over again. Also: where is Cameron Diaz on this list? Was she not included because she’s dating A-Rod? Eh.
Back to Jennifer – score another one for her Girl-Next-Door persona! I wonder if the other 71% of people think Jennifer is masochist who loves casual relationships with douchey a–holes who gossip about her being a “sport f-ck”.
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